Just gonna put it out there: I love the Springboks (the South African rugby team for those of you not in the know JEEZ) more than life itself. Here is an oath; if they win the world cup next month I will embark on the biggest bender in the history of human existence. I’m talking maxed out credit card, falling asleep in the fetal position drunk.

That’s a fucking guarantee. Enjoy your day and more posts are, as always, coming.